only the good die young

Thanks, I think? 

You’re welcome, honey.

Oh I bet you will. There’s no way you could gain that much weight on peanut butter. I mean looking at you know you still look great. You’ll be fine.

Well, I did lose weight the last couple of months, so maybe it’s even a good thing.

Aww no don’t feel gross, feel accomplished! Many have tried and failed, my friend.

I will definitely try, sweetheart.

Don’t stress, one jar of peanut butter won’t make you gain weight. I’m sure you’ll look fine in it.

You are such a sweetheart.

Of course. It’s protein.

Not sure if a whole jar of that is still good for you.

I would say it’s super healthy. It’s got protein which is important for out bodies. Way to go on eating a whole jar!

I feel like a champion, but I also feel a little gross.

Nuts have a lot of protein. 

True, true. I hope I can still fit in my dresses.

spitetww:

Right, alright.

Can you off her for me so I don’t have to deal with it?

.. Excuse me?