Juice? Juice? Juice?

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

WORK THOSE HIPS QUEEN!!!!

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

sO BECAUSE OF DASHCON 2 I WENT TO THE TORONTO AIRPORT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 6AM AND NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED BORDER PATROL AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 6AM SO I JUST SAID DASHCON AND ONE OF THE CUSTOMS AGENTS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “A SECOND ONE?!?” AND THEN HE READ THE TRENDING TAG ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN CUSTOMS AGENT SITTING ON MY LUGGAGE CRYING AND CURSING AT STRANGE AEONS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

i remember july like it was yesterday

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

can i have a sip of your cigarette

what if there was a beverage... that gave you the energy of a monster... i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves