Juice? Juice? Juice?

what if there was a beverage... that gave you the energy of a monster... i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves

Anti natalist aborted baby: thank you mama

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

showing kindness to my fat dog pt 20

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore