Moonlight.

every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

dark green is a nice color. underrated

You’ve heard of golden retriever boyfriend, get ready for opossum boyfriend: lives in the trash. Will eat anything. Looks like he bites. You’re pretty sure he faked his death at least once.

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kidz bop cask of amontillado

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit

good morning to those who celebrate

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made