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i think it's important for most people's mental health to have a space where they can safely and unashamedly express being horny and i don't mean milquetoast tongue-in-cheek "oh step on me mommy" jokes or whatever i mean capital h Horny

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OK i didnt want to air this shit out in public but you really pissed me off last night at the lesbian bar when you pointed out how shallow my midface is and that i have a low nasal bridge. YOU literally have normie sexuality. I know youre always posting shit about licking the butthole of a car clean and fucking on your computer, turning into a computer then getting fucked by a girl computer in the body of a car, shit like that but I KNOW thats not you. You dont want any of that shit. I literally watched you buy a PlayBoy magazine and read it cover to cover smiling and drooling. YOU EVEN TOLD ME ONE TIME that you wouldnt want to get fucked by the giant arm robot that builds cars for mitsubishis cos that would probably hurt BUT LITERALLY you were on tumblr THIRSTING FOR IT

as a diagnosed pussy empath, I'm constantly at risk of developing psychogenic thrush whenever I glimpse a vacuum-sealed vulva through a tight pair of leggings. this is excruciating, debilitating, humiliating, and titillating, and it happens almost daily at my loss prevention job at Athleta, where I am routinely exposed to unvaccinated and elasticated yoga THOTs with no regard for evidence-based medicine and no concern for pubic health. please show some consideration for the vaginally vulnerable among us, and #PickThatCamelToe before i come to very real harm.