Get Your Kicks In High Heel Sneakers

“She’s ugly.”  

So female characters have to be conventionally hot or else they don’t matter? Even though this franchise has always celebrated being different and kooky and weird and letting your freak flag fly? Okay.

Also Denise was conventionally hot and we all remember how much she was loved and appreciated, right? :I #justicefordenise

“I don’t get what Teeth sees in her.” 

From what I can tell, he sees a sharp and fiery gal with a big heart and a good sense of humor and they have fun together. What a concept, eh?

“She’s too old for him.”

Teeth’s been in a band for like…half a century. How old do you think he is?

“She gets in the way of Teeth/Floyd, Teeth/Sam, Teeth/Rowlf, etc.”

Polyamory is a thing. Multishipping is also a thing. Not to mention, hating on female characters for getting in the way of your m/m ship is really lame and I say this as a diehard Polymayhem fan: It’s 2023. Please don’t. 

“I don’t like the foot fetish jokes.”

My Muppet OC, Luann Poodle!