mortie (she/her)

huaving boobs is actually so fucking pawsome

sometimes when you go somewhere a dragon has to give you a sniff check to ensure everything is in order. this is normal and you should allow her to do so

maid,,, smoke weed nd makeout with me,,,,, this is my command

being correct isn't enough, you also have to be effective. of course you aren't correct, either, but i can imagine a version of you who is and she's still disgustingly weak

when surrounded by such shimmering girls, what better role could there be than mirror

women keep trying to do evil mindbreak hypnosis on me by being nice to me and telling me i'm doing a good job and offering me treats and saying i'm a really good girl and that i should try to be kinder to myself and maybe just take this moment to enjoy, just the two of us, no pressure, no mask, nothing more to be afraid of or to constrict or constrain, just be present and feel the warmth and comfort that comes from being cared for. theyre doing this because they want to hurt me sexually

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

this is important !!

girls is bugs

wipjob from a girl with massive projects

Has anyone ever thought about boobs before

agnostic tgirl: nobody knows why hrt made your boobs so soft and pretty.

after an intense multi decade study scientists have discovered that: hi :)

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say