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“I suppose.” Brad took a soft breath, shaking his head. “I mean, it could have probably been a bit more exciting, but I guess I can’t complain.” Sarcasm was simply how he dealt with situations. Perhaps it wasn’t the best way to deal with things, but it was all he knew really. “Are you okay?” // @springwrought
“Oh yeah?” Brad had a smile on his face, perking a brow. Honestly he couldn’t help but feel curious. “Care to let me know?” He asked, crossing his arms a bit with a smirk. “Honestly, anything you do would be amazing, but I still would love to know.” // @starzias
“until dawn” sentence starters pt 1 . always feel free to change pronouns / wording !
001. ❛ i’m going to murder his fucking face off ! ❜
002. ❛ hashtag , there’s a freaking ghost after us ! ❜
003. ❛ this is super awkward . ❜
004. ❛ what’s cookin’ , good lookin’ ? ❜
005. ❛ let’s party like we’re fucking pornstars ! ❜
006. ❛ what the hell have you done to them ? ❜
007. ❛ just point the spray - can at the lighter and FWOOSH ! ❜
008. ❛ go suck an egg ! ❜
009. ❛ you think you can handle that ? ❜
010. ❛ at least he knows how to treat a lady . ❜
011. ❛ understand the palm of my hand , bitch ! ❜
012. ❛ can we order pizza ? ❜
013. ❛ you had so many people who cared about you , who were willing to help . ❜
014. ❛ i’ve seen what’s down there . ❜
015. ❛ i was thinking they could use some alone time . ❜
016. ❛ you couldn’t buy a loaf of bread with your skanky ass ! ❜
017. ❛ you couldn’t lift a goddamn finger to help someone else . ❜
018. ❛ let’s go , you fucked up son of a bitch . ❜
019. ❛ he almost shot me ! ❜
020. ❛ now that was exciting , wasn’t it ? ❜
021. ❛ once again , brother , you’ve outdone us all . ❜
022. ❛ i should’ve paid more attention in climbing class . ❜
023. ❛ please tell me you’re gonna take a vow of silence . ❜
024. ❛ it’s not gonna happen . ❜
025. ❛ jesus hot sauce christmas cake ! ❜
026. ❛ we’re going to have sex ! and it’s going to be hot ! ❜
027. ❛ whatever you say , darling ! ❜
028. ❛ stay out of it , you dumb oaf . ❜
029. ❛ jesus , fuck , shit ! ❜
030. ❛ i have found my true calling . ❜
031. ❛ i know you’re all probably worried about me . ❜
032. ❛ you are a coward . ❜
033. ❛ maybe we should start with a little , you know , making out and see where it goes from there . ❜
034. ❛ fuck nuggets . ❜
035. ❛ godspeed , pilgrim . ❜
036. ❛ that bitch is on crack or something ! ❜
037. ❛ what in god’s name are you wearing ? ❜
038. ❛ i’m bad ! i’m a badass ! ❜
039. ❛ well , it’s definitely creepy down here . ❜
040. ❛ hook , line , and sinker for every little stinker ! ❜
041. ❛ i didn’t really figure you for the glass half empty type . ❜
042. ❛ i feel like someone’s watching us . . . ❜
043. ❛ maybe if we’re lucky , she’ll follow us out here and get eaten by a bear . ❜
044. ❛ do you intend to continue with this elaborate self indulgence ? ❜
045. ❛ when are you going to take her to the bone zone ? ❜
046. ❛ nice shootin’ , tex . ❜
047. ❛ can’t we all just get along ? ❜
048. ❛ why do you hate my jacket ? ❜
049. ❛ i had it under control . hundred percent . hundred and ten . ❜
050. ❛ i am such an idiot , i was so dumb ! ❜
051. ❛ get away ! get away from me ! ❜
052. ❛ i’d like to focus on how we’re going to get the fuck out of here , please . ❜
053. ❛ i made you believe in the world i created ! ❜
054. ❛ the past is beyond our control . ❜
055. ❛ you did the right thing . ❜
056. ❛ you just won’t listen to me , and things seem pretty fucked up . ❜
057. ❛ wait a second , are you saying we should break in ? ❜
058. ❛ famous last words . ❜
059. ❛ we’re freezing our buns off out here . ❜
060. ❛ boom . butterfly effect . ❜
Sleep Deprivation Sentence Starters
Requested by Anonymous
“When was the last time you slept?”
“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…”
“…What was I doing?”
“What are you doing?”
“Did you see that? No?”
“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.”
“You look absolutely terrible.”
“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.”
“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.”
“You need to go to bed.”
“I can’t sleep.”
“You aren’t making any sense.”
“…What?”
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Oh hai. I’m still alive here.
This account is run by a very nervous mun who is more scared of you than you are of me.
I promise I’ll get back to things here. I’ve been working on another blog today.
“Morning After” starters
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as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
Sexy
“Feel like another round?”
“You were great last night…”
“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”
“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”
“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”
“You should play with my hair some more…”
“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
“That was a workout.”
“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”
“The fun doesn’t have to end.”
“I think I can convince you to stay…”
“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”
“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
“I love your bedhead.”
Awkward
“Oh no…what did we do?”
“Hi! You need to leave.”
“I’m sorry…who are you?”
“Ugh…I drank so much.”
“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”
“Where are your clothes?”
“…I’m sore in such weird places.”
“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”
“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”
“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”
“I think this was a mistake.”
“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”
“Your foot is in my face.”
“Did we use protection?”
“*sees ___ and screams*”
I am seriously about to punch a wall. (Medical bullshit under the cut)

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Good morning all, have a picture of Brad and his child dog, Merlin.
s o m e t i m e s I push people a w a y to remind myself that I don’t d e s e r v e t h e m ( and I probably n e v e r w i l l )
Injury Starters
“Whoa, when did you get this?”
“Who did this to you?”
“Hold still— I need to clean it.”
“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”
“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“Does this hurt when I touch it?”
“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”
“What the hell happened to your face?”
“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”
“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”
“Here, let me help you with that.”
“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”
“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”
“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”
“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”
“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”
“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”
“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”
“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”
“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”
“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”
“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”
“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”
“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”
“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”
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( FELIX. )
It was nice to see warmth with Brad. It certainly was something that Felix wished he saw more of but there was never a rush to see that side. If anything, it made moments like these a lot nicer when they happened. However, Felix didn’t want to embarrass him or drag it on further than he had to.
“Uh, other than that… I just wanted to come in by and say hi,” They had no idea how to just day that he wanted to come around just to catch up and say hello. Always had to be a reason, “Unless you are busy or something? I mean, I did turn up with no announcement,”
“No, no, you’re fine. I just wasn’t expecting it. I’m still used to being your editor and have become too used to social visits having a secondary motive I suppose.” He hadn’t meant it in a bad way. He was simply used to having a lot of responsibility and involvement in all things PewDiePie. Including boring meetings and sit downs with other people. It was nice to just have Felix as a friend for once and not as his boss.
Relaxing a bit, Brad sat down the gift and stepped out from behind his desk. “So how is the channel now without me? I saw that you had been editing and actually enjoying it.” He glanced over with a soft smile. “And you had been panicking when I left but it looks like you didn’t need me as much as you thought you did.”

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( LARA. )
when felix had first introduced them, lara jean knew they could be good friends. brad rarely interacts with her, but she wanted to know more about the editor. he wasn’t just a side character, but someone that she wants to befriend with. so when he laughed at one of the stupid things she had mentioned, she couldn’t help but smile widely at finding how pretty it was. ❛ shut it, brad. your smile is really pretty. i like it, you should do it more. ❜
“I do smile. Even more often than people think.” He said, settling down a bit. Sure, he was a quiet person who enjoyed simply streaming on his own time instead of being a big deal like his friend, Felix. But it didn’t mean he was a complete shut in. At least he was attempting to prove that in his case. “I just usually do it when I laugh and not just outright.” He shrugged lightly. “Either way, I SUPPOSE I can attempt to do it more and not come off as a bitter hermit of a man.”
Travelling around wasn’t something Brad usually did. He was an introvert. That and his immune system was complete garbage with all the things wrong with his body. So of course he would get sick like this. He had taken the precautionary measures to attempt in preventing it, but it seemed it hadn’t worked. So now here he sat, practically helpless as his guest took care of him.
“I’m fine Mark. Honestly. I just need to tough it out really.” Brad was stubborn, still trying his best to work on his own videos while running a fever. He simply wasn’t used to being fussed over. However it was clear there was no escaping it this time. “You’re not going to let me, are you?” // @lvckyflannel