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get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

Happy band shirt comic day, if you observe

Constructive Criticism

My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless