Every single minute/I'll be your hero and win it

Omg I want all of these

I’ll bet you $20 that Elton John has 10 pairs of each in his closet right now.

@optimus–pride

These albums are a religious experience.

Nothing can ever purge the terribleness of Dexter season 8.

It varies by region. Since I live in the southeast region, each year all gay men over the age of 18 are assembled and compete in a televised battle royale. The winner gets to decide who is top, bottom, or vers, and the losers have a crystal implanted in their palms that emits a colored light. Red means top, Blue means bottom, and Purple means vers. Hope that helps!

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY

And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes

If you don’t like Golden Girls, then we can’t be friends. It won’t happen.

Story of my life. PMs I get when i’m on Facebook or Bear411: “IMG UR SO SEXY!” IRL: *crickets*

How gay sex works.

If you have a prism, then then you can make rainbokkakke.

Great job. Making pie crusts is such a pain in the ass for me, so I just take the easy way out and buy the Pillsbury frozen pie crust.

SAME.

All you motherfuckers that slept on this album (myself included until last month) need to get your asses to Target and buy the Deluxe Version with 5 extra songs not included on the regular edition. While you’re at it, go buy the 8 song “Side B” EP as well. Every song on there is a hit single waiting to happen.

Mine is in the header for my page :) Though “Buzzfeed buzzards and TMZ crows” in “LA Hallucinations” is a close second.

Well hello there...

always reblog real life bara tiddies.

I know that feel, sis.