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Merry Christmas, y'all. :)

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MST3K Season 13 Finale: The Christmas Dragon! TONIGHT!

Folks. FOLKS.

I am sooooooooo stoked for tonight's season finale of Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Christmas Dragon!

Can't wait, y'all. It's gonna be one hell of an event to cap off a phenomenal season of MST3K!

Hope to #SeeYouAtTheGizmoplex tonight at 8PM ET / 5PM PT!

#mst3k #mysterysciencetheater3000 #crow t robot #tom servo #joel hodgson #joel robinson #emily connor #emily marsh #jonah ray #jonah heston #gpc #cheesy movies #christmas movies #bad movies #satellite of love #crow #servo

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Hillbilly Elegy (2020, dir. Ron Howard)

johnwilinski

push the button, Frank

The demo version of Weezer's "Haunt You Every Day" from their album Make Believe.

Why this version of the track was rejected in favor of Ric Ocasek's overproduced work is beyond me. The overlapping voices for the final chorus is ERRYTHING.

#weezer #ric ocasek #haunt you every day #rock #music #Youtube

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BOLD? WELL HELL YES IT'S BOLD!

mst3kgifs

It just dawned on me… this whole movie is just Arch Oboler’s photodump.

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Don’t look, it’s embarrassing!

Snoopy and the Red Baron for the Atari 2600.

Loved the hell out of this game way back when. Still do. I need to make it a point to give this a run sometime.

#atari #atari 2600 #snoopy #peanuts #charles schulz #retrogaming #video games

Now playing: MST3K vs. Time Chasers

"Who am I kidding, I never went to Castleton..." - Mike Nelson

Time to become a Castleton snob!

(I loooooooove this episode!)

#mst3k #mystery science theater 3000 #crow t robot #tom servo #mike nelson #time chasers #cheesy movies #castleton #castleton university

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Frank and Forrester enjoying an emotional moment from the end of MST3K vs. The Hellcats.

Awwwww... :)

They even push the button to roll the end credits together!

#mst3k #tracebeaulieu #frankconniff #mysterysciencetheater3000 #hellcats #dr forrester #tv's frank

GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY MST3K TURKEY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE :D

mst3kgifs

You’re starting to catch on.

Now playing: MST3K vs. The Castle of Fu Manchu.

Oh, lawd. Here it is, the only episode of MST3K that I *don't* like.

Well, I'm getting this out of the way so that the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon seems that much richer and better and everything.

[already regretting this]

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I will explain my theory via a series of three-point turns.

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rederiswrites

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video.

jackhawksmoor

this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down

rj-abacura

So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t just talented. His technique is amazing.

It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control to land safely and it’s time to go back to your ground basics.