Optimistically Apocalyptic

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A sword that inflicts emotional wounds

A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring

Negative gold pieces

A map that is the territory

Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer

A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore

Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type

An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks

A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin

A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand

Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe

A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible

Cartel 2045 will be released on VOD on May 1 via Uncork’d Entertainment. A new breed of drug war begins with the poster above and trailer below.

Genre favorite Danny Trejo (The Devil’s Rejects, Machete) stars in the sci-fi action film alongside Alexander P. Heartman, Brad Schmidt, and Blake Webb. It makes the feature debut of writer-director Chris Le.

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