opossum detector

ok. that’s enough of that. put me down!

um. sorry but. that was nice. why’d you put me down? please pick me up again

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

LIFE STYLE TIPS: if you’re ever having a bad day you should start pocketing random stuff that doesn’t belong to you and leaving with it. You will feel better

[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer