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This is definitely on par with the original

i just learned that tessa thompson was wearing a wig in ragnarok and also that it cost disney ten thousand dollars

“It’s not my money” lmao what a legend

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

What are they gonna do? Dock your pay?

when i was 12 my sister told me that greek people went extinct and that’s why we learn about Greek Mythology in school and i was like “but there’s a greek boy in my class” and she told me that he didn’t exist

“You can’t argue with them like a regular person … you have to out-conspiracy theory them.”

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude