Zack Stryker

uma thurman just watched me hard launch

the only phannie i know irl who i can talk to about the tour with is my therapist our session after sept 26 is gonna be CRAZY

update: had the first session since it was announced and the first question she asked when i walked in the room was “so you heard about the tour right” 😭

hard launch tour prediction!! Everyone is having a normal time. dnp seem fine. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “High Hopes.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “every snowflakes different just like you.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “High Hopes” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing their Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas hit. Everyone in the crowd is going to be ok. Then if things couldn’t get any more ok, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss their secret girlfriends, holding the straight flag.

Being a dan and Phil fan is like having a full time job