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my favorite thing is watching my mother realize how absent she was/is and trying to justify it

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the pandemic really gave a new meaning to eleanor rigby wearing a mask that she keeps in a jar by the door, like… yeah girl me too

#the beatles #pandemic #pandemic memes #music #musicians #john lennon #ringo starr #paul maccartney #90s #eleanor rigby #jokes #funny

me: i dont have an accent

also me: well yall that’s cool as all get out

#I’m not even southern #barely from the Midwest but I make it a personality trait #I don’t have an accent but my vocabulary does #Midwest #opemidwest #Colorado #wish I had a cowboy to call my own #how yall doin #southern #west

the worst part about allergies is that you get all of the shakiness, red eyes, and dizziness of smoking weed without the actual high and i want my fucking money back

#fuck the season I don’t wanna be sneezin #like I didn’t even pay for this shit #weed #high #smoking #Midwest #opemidwest #allergies #seasonal #seasonallergies #drugs #animals

i am now the proud mother of a Venus fly trap and i have devoted my life to findin bugs for this lil guy

#venus fly trap #carnivourousplant #motherhood #bugs #garden #cottagecore #scary plants #aestheitcs #i love him #plantcore #plantblr #plant mom #plantes #enviornment

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so i essentially watched 13.5 hours of Sherlock in 3 days...a problem? absolutely not i am in love once more

#sherlock homes #i love this show #i love him #sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #bbc one #dr watson #john watson #martin freeman #bingewatch

just rewatched the first ep of Sherlock (bbc) and i have to say that i am severely disappointed we don’t get to see more of watsons gay alcoholic sister

#sherlock #sherlock homes #dr watson #bbc #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #lesbian #gay #mystery #I love this show #rewatch

i am fully aware that ua is over but i am also making the conscious decision to Not Deal With It

so im doing great basically

#unus annus #team unus #team annus #unus annus is dead #unus annus is over party #i love them #if your my therapist you didnt see this #unus unus #annus #unus #markiplier #mark fishbach #ethan nestor #crankgameplays #amy nelson #sad #i miss them

me every day for the past year: hell ye im gonna remember every video

me now, tearfully singing the only moment ive seemed to retain: i jus wanna learn how to read 🥺

#unus annus #team unus #team annus #i was here #we were here #amy nelson #markiplier #crankgameplays #ethan nestor #mark fishbach #mork!!#reading phonics #unus annus is dead #unus annus is over party #i miss them #i loved them

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thorin oakenshield is, quiet literally, a short king

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sorry, *was

#oops my bad #he’s dead #oops i said it #yikes @ me #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #the lord of the rings #bilbo baggins #martin freeman #dwarves #hahaha #fucku

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thorin oakenshield is, quiet literally, a short king

#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #the lord of the rings #martin freeman #bilbo baggins #dwarves #he’s short but I’d still call him daddy #i love him

sometimes i wonder why im more attracted to guys who are older than me and then the five 40yr old men that ive had a crush on since I was 12 slap me in the face

the way that i simped so hard for david tennant but i was also eight and now have an extreme attraction towards scottish men

#david tennant #doctor who #dr who #the tenth doctor #I love him #scottish people are hot no cap #scottish #simp

people underestimate how willing i am to let mgg choke slam me to the ground and kill me

#mathew gray gubler #mgg #daddy mgg #I love him #he is a 40yr old man but I love him #criminal minds #cm #derek morgan #David rossi #spencer reid

the witch, frustrated and hungry: why wont you die

me, sitting in her boiling stew, shivering: can you turn it up i take showers hotter than this

#witch #halloween #halloween is over but I just came up with this #letmelive #i take no responsibility #i do not take criticism

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bf therapy #001

he told me that he wanted to spend the rest of his life together and then broke up w me over snapchat

#letmerant #boyfriendsfuckingsuck #uraliar #dontgivemefalsehope #fucku #dontsayucareandthenpullthisshit #boyfriend #relationship #girlfriend #bf #gf #breakup #breakingup #ihopeurcardgetsrejectedbuyinganicecreamcone #boyfriendtherapy #bftherapy

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