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Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

Me

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

ok you’re allowed to criticize love simon, and there ARE things that should be criticized, but one thing we’re not gonna do is criticize it for “making it look so easy” “his parents are accepting right away :// not realistic lol” its. supposed to be lighthearted. thats the entire point of a movie in this genre, which is romcom. its not supposed to be a serious movie. and i really don’t know why people are acting like there aren’t already 5847 movies out there that you can go watch about how nobody is accepting and the main characters life is hell, but a movie like this? for lgbt people? its very rare and its refreshing. let lgbt people finally enjoy a light, cute, funny movie that respectfully ties in with our experiences for once

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

i actually talked about this with a psych professor and she believes that women/young girls have been pushed into responsibility from young ages for so long that its actually triggered an evolutionary effect where young girls are literally developing mentally early in order to cope with the stress.

Local Girls Literally Evolve To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit

this blog supports, respects, and is proud of the students who are taking a stand for better gun control

When you broke but you woke

This, a thousand fucking times this. Privilege is spouting and spreading pseudo-science bullshit you saw on your Facebook feed or on Twitter because unlike people in drought and famine prone areas of the world, you have the option to do just that. Those other parts of the world that don’t have the benefit of a food surplus and can’t pick and choose what they eat depend on GMOs to not die of starvation or watch their children waste away. I despise Monsanto as much as the next person and if they ever go out of business, I’ll be the first to dance a jig, but condemning GMOs just because one megacorp is a pile of shitbags is beyond idiotic. If scientists can create new strains of seeds that can withstand disease, pests, all while yielding more foodstuff, then we should be throwing our support behind them.

GMO scaremongering is second only to vaccine scaremongering

I always laugh when people say “there are chemicals in my food!” because buddy…. you are chemicals. People are literally made of organic compounds, which are… chemical compounds with carbon in ‘em. YOU ARE THE CHEMICALS

Chemicals in my me?

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time