very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue

everything these people claim is "porn addiction" is literally just misogyny. porn could be dismantled globally and men will still view and treat women as sexual property because surprise! turns out men have expected sexual subservience from women loooong before porn ever existed

The purpose of life is to touch your partner's tummy. everything else is just bourgeois moralism.

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

I do not walk faster for turning cars. They are my disgusting turnpigs.

[ID] A screenshot of a question posted by an anonymous user in an online forum. The title reads “Can you get arrested for tweeting?” and the description reads “I tweeted Ray Toro alot. Not hate things. Like I said how much I love how he plays guitar. And just asking him to reply. Im 12. Im stupid. But. Can I get arrested? I tweeted him 7 times asking for him to reply. Im 12.” [END ID]

lets touch our antennae together. i don’t care anymore. i just wanna feel you. i don’t care that it’s not allowed or it’s weird. fuck the colony. let’s go off into the long grass where no one can find us and touch antennae. just you and me

sorry man i can't give you a handjob. it's proprietary and has too many compatability issues. but i can use LibreJerk, which is like an open source alternative and it's just as good