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“Dang, are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” 

“i’m going to have to borrow that one.”

“paisley? what’s wrong, why are you crying?”

        “YOU KNOW, THERE is this man who was on death row and his last meal was candy – jolly ranchers, to be specific. i believe that if i was on death row, i wouldn’t mind for that to be my last meal…”

baby, it’s cold outside.

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“That’s what I thought too, but apparently I was totally wrong! Try saying ‘ah-sigh-ee’–– I think that’s how you say it. Even now, I’m not so sure!”

“oh my god, this makes me so uncomfortable. i honestly feel like my entire life is a lie.”

“Oh my god. You’re a saint, Asher, a saint,”

“i know, i get that a lot.”

“Uh, so you want some of these bananas?” Katerina nodded slowly, biting her lip and reaching to pick up a bunch from her grocery cart.

“i was just teasing you,” he chuckled quietly as she began to pick up the bunch from her own cart. “i’m more of a strawberry person, anyway.”

“But man, he was ancient and so gross. Wrinkly and… I will have nightmares forever. Kinda wanna send my mother down the alleyway.” 

“okay now i understand why it was traumatizing, you really should have thrown that in their first. your mother? any particular reason?”

“Yeah I don’t really do Netflix much either. I’m not a TV show kind of person.”

“mitsuki, what exactly do you do with your life?”

@taeminnie: @altieri just happened. It's whatever. Shit happens.

@taeminnie: @altieri at least I finally got laid

@altieri: @taeminnie well you seem to be handling it well

“I told you to, and you never did. And now I’m pizza deprived.”

“listen, i’ll go pack up my stuff and i’ll bring a pizza with me. homemade, even.”

@taeminnie: @altieri we broke up.

@altieri: @taeminnie oh

@taeminnie: @altieri because there's nothing here for me

@taeminnie: @altieri no I'm not alright. Thinking about going back to Korea