PizzaPenguin

And there my be other secret names of such portent and power that if I were ere to utter them aloud, glass would turn to bark, bark would turn to glass, and trees would shatter!

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

They're losing

but for reals though, think about playing a video game. It will do harder math and keep stats for you. It will track a bunch of stuff in an automated secondary menu you'll never see VS IRL would be all on you & your squishy brain

besides, if he played it "straight and narrow", a throuple wouldn't have even been a blip much less reality for him. Marriage between 2 people he knows! Why wonder if theres anything more

as always, old lady just goes for most straightforward explanation. Sometimes not overthinking is best

CAN'T WAIT FOR BOKSIES NEW VIDEO TOMORROW AFTERNOON!!!

He stood on a block of ice

Both of them were goldfish

It was the cabin of an airplane

He stabbed him with an icicle

AND THE HORSE WAS NAMED FRIDAY

If rolled your eyes its 'cause Adal Rifai

Or that other young guy fkn JPC

“We put you in an adjoining hotel room with Todd, whose odd demeanor and obsession with body parts were specifically intended to frighten you. But you didn’t shut him out. You welcomed him into your room, and into your non-optimally designed heart.”

jury duty, the show where everyone except one person - noted sweetheart ronald gladden - is really an actor (full clip of the chair pants/chants episode here)

this might be my first time drawing lark which is honestly a crime