this blog is a museum of my heart

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

Okay guys it's November we need to become serious people again and start listening to Leonard Cohen every day

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

It pisses me off too bc I get the apps and loyalty accounts and whatever for fast food I almost never eat at because once every blue moon they actually send me some shit like a free meal or free appetizer or whatever but that means enduring months to years of emails telling me to come to chipotle in the next 15 minutes and spend 40 billion dollars to get an achievement and a free plastic fork

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"