merlin

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

we're all here 2² you

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

*usually

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

Extra sad/funny because women can write believable complex lead and supporting male characters and do, all the time.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king