bone apple tea, bitch!

She lowkey toxic af but that Cloaca put me to sleep

I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real

I do not care about someone's personal creation mythology but when we are talking about like actual legislation that decides equal rights it is like ok you cannot just say source: religious document. why is that even allowed or taken seriously

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

This post is: Bouba

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!

i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

- @illumineeti

getting my hitbox surgically removed tomorrow

dj run that track again before I take my own life

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying