"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
#extradirty
occasionally subtle
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.
Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver
if i look back, i am lost
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shark vs the universe
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Thank you so much to everyone who's played Cupid's Kiss in the last few days, the response has been overwhelming ❤️
If you haven't yet, Cupid's Kiss is a very smol romance visual novel that takes about 10-20 minutes to play so if you need a lil dopamine and like dumb winged men, I gotchu. It's also free af ✨
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Cupid's Kiss is out for web/pc/mac/android on itch.io 🎉
Your designated Cupid has had more than enough of your nonsense, thank you very much.Â
"That’s the fourth time this week that an unnaturally beautiful stranger has dumped their coffee on you." "But did you bother looking at their face?" "Fluttering your lashes?" "Making small talk?" "It’s like you’re trying to make my life harder."
If you're into bite-sized, choice-heavy, fully-voiced games with banter, smooches and cute winged dudes, Cupid's Kiss is (probably) for you ❤️
(Cupid's Kiss was developed for o2a2 and takes about 15-20 minutes to play for the full version (4 endings) and 5-10 minutes for the short version (1 ending))
Snakes are just tails with faces.
I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem:
Millennihilism
It appeals to a nietzche audience.
I AM SO MAD I DIDN’T THINK TO ADD THIS MYSELF
wait what’s wrong with avocado toast???
According to politicians it’s what’s preventing us from buying homes.Â
I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
me: i hate country music
shania twain: let’s go girls!
me:
me: i hate country music
carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-
me:Â
Me: I hate country musicÂ
BeyoncĂ©: daddy’s little girlÂ
Me:
me: i hate country music
dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene
me:
me: i hate country music
Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!
me:
me: i hate country music
Rascal Flats:Â Life is a highway!
me:
some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!
me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years
name a scam bigger than women’s jeans
ok fair… name a scam bigger than women’s clothing in general
you win i resign
told my nephew his tongue is blue from his candy and he said “so?”….. excuse me…. when i was a child a blue tongue was the fucking thrill of a lifetime. how can he be so unimpressed at 4 years old
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why do people say jesus “h” christ like what is his middle name lol
Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music
via @sarperduman
The cat is sooo soothed by his music its so freaking cute!!! And damn is this man talented
Ok Germany ok
today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.
here it is
it’s made of animal intestine
and they know it was his because they found residue inside that they were able to DNA-match to him
yes, that kind of residue
My mans Tutankhamun was already busting a nut when Osiris was measuring his soul to go see his ol man Ra like imagine having such guts.
When will your fave ever?
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the sexualization of the stranger things kids really brings out the pedophilia culture the world likes to endure. we have to crack down on folks who post gross shit about kids online. like,, straight up have people arrested for posting pedophilic bullshit about ANY child bc this shit has to be put to an immidiate end. It’s almost 2018 and some y'all think it’s cute to make sexual comments about CHILDREN. not just kids in hollywood but kids in general. this goes for the “if she’s (child’s age) I’m (child’s age)” comments, the shit isn’t funny or savage it’s extremely fucking repulsive. let children be children and leave the gross sexual comments out of it.
