Bee #BRINGVALKOBACK

⊹ ࣪ ˖ been so distraught lately i haven’t remembered to eat lunch, so please indulge with me again ˖ ࣪ ⊹

zayne: he helps you meal plan and meal prep every week, making sure your nutrition is well balanced to meet your needs as his patient and his girlfriend. besides, you won't forget lunch, of course. you're a good girl aren't you? good girls remember to eat, or they don't get rewarded. so you'll remember, won't you, darling?

xavier: he will feed you himself. that is a threat. he's your partner so you can't escape his attention. you'll never get the opportunity to forget lunch because he'll carry you kicking and screaming out of the office building if he has to. and when he can't be with you, he's strategically hidden your favorite snacks in your gear, your purse, in your desk at work and so on.

valko: shows up wherever you are to take you to lunch every day. has a meeting on the other side of town? they can wait, he's gotta take his girl for lunch. you're in the middle of a mission? not anymore. there's this new bbq place he wants to take you. if either of you are out of town, he'll video call so you can still eat together. you get the feeling it's as much for his benefit as yours.

sylus: has the fanciest most ridiculous lunches delivered to you specifically because it riles you up. does not accept critique. they may cost more than you make in a day, and they are always infuriatingly delicious. though he is disappointed you won't accept the wine pairing he's provided. the meal won't be complete without at least one glass of that new vintage he finally got his hands on.

rafayel: 8 million text messages until you send him video proof that you are eating. no he will not stop. if you block him he'll just steal thomas's phone and guilt trip you for blocking him for trying to take care of his poor cutie. sure he's a hipocrite, but it's you he's talking about right now.

my, what big tits-- i mean,,

Full nsfw basket of muffins on my bsky here.

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