Someone push them back together

I hate you jobs I hate you employment I hate you money I hate you resumes I hate you cover letters I hate you job application websites I hate you linkedin I hate you networking I hate you references I hate you minimum 2 years experience in related fields I hate you I hate you I hate you die

YES!!!!!!

Catch me throwing hands with a 90 year old woman to get me one of these.

Yep. 

Finding homoerotic subtext in literature is so easy when you are also homoerotic 

The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

We have a records from the time of Ramses II of ancient Egyptians doing archeology on monuments that were already a thousand years old to them.

ancient egyptian archeologists. ancient egyptian archeologists. excuse me i have to go lay down and think about things