#onlyinmetropolis

#OnlyInMetropolis do people throw themselves in danger just to meet their hero-crush. *Cough* *Cough* Lois Lane *Cough*. #Thewomanliterallyjustranintoaburningbuilding

Ey, Metropolians, what is it with you guys. As a proud Coaster, with my own group of Alien superheroes (Even though ours is barely HERE) I’m surprised you’re as cowardly as you are. And what’s the deal with you and Gotham, like we get along with both Central and Star just fine.

Ended up at a rager held by Zachary Zatara and met this... cat? The cat and I have bonded.... the cat happens to belong to a chaos god? Yikes. #onlyinmetropolis #tekelbelongstoklarion #thewitchboydidn'tkillme

#onlyinmetropolis do you leave Gotham for a vacation after you shut a window in batmans face #sorrynotsorry only to wake up to an alien invasion. This is a VACATION PEOPLE #totallynotwondergirl

#OnlyInMetropolis do you see a dog wearing a cape appear in front of you after you shake a box of treats #SupermanSuperboySupergirlGetYourDog #He'sAdorableButPlease #MyChihuahua'sTryingToThrowHandsWithHim

hi I see the other cities have gone inactive/don’t exist.. I made @onlyincentralcity because the other cities deserve love too :) thanks

#onlyinmetropolis does a Gothamite come in on their first day of work and rescue the crew AND beat up the badies before Superman arrives. Wtf Supes, I thought you had super speed or some shit? What took you so long that I, a 5 nothing 22 year old, could take down about 30 guys nearly twice my size? And seriously, do Metropolites not know some self-defence or carry a weapon around? OR at least have procedures in place in case of an emergency?

Only in Metropolis do you have one of Bruce Wayne's kids (the whole family's visiting for this Gala) punch Lex Luthor in the face, which causes the Supers to start cackling #ThankyouWaynechild #Pleasecanyouguysmovehere #We'dratherhavethechaoticWaynekidsthanthisasshole #PLEASE

So... is Lex Luthor supposed to be scary? I'm from Gotham, and all I see is that it's an old paranoïd and bald man who tries to kill cute aliens. I may be too used to pinguins in costumes and clowny terrorists but just want to pat him on the head and tell him to find a new hobby.