A Series of Sophisticated Knock-Knock Jokes

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

speaking into a transfem’s dom’s earpiece like she’s a hitwoman: you see that man over there? his girlfriend is a beautiful trans woman. it’s your job to cuck him. good luck, agent.

No SNAP so anything you could share would help

Back on SNAP but still homeless

It's US Pride Month, give a poor homeless trans woman who didn't get SNAP this month for whatever reason some money to eat

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

mechsplo except i'm the mechanic in love with the mech and the handler/hound dynamic is always just offscreen

"you have a deep voice for a girl" thats my roar its what separates genus Panthera (true big cats) (me) from the rest of the cat family.

underrated yet crucial bit in HWBM is the joke of Luna-Terra wearing that rumpled dress shirt and leather jacket over her lace bra, pretending to be a smooth operator, needing to be held at knifepoint before she stops trying to top, and refusing to switch "control systems" on her "ship-self" because she's too used to the old way of doing things

this is also why HalimedeMF is unironically popular btw - not just because she's a derangedly good chaser parody poster, but also because she's a chaser for Luna-Terra in particular, and correctly identifies that pathetic trans failbutches are the most important and desireable women in the universe.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

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