what the hap is fuckening

to the anon who said that pronouns 'ruin the vibe,' bet you forgot that tumblr now allows you to block specific anons! Have fun never seeing my content again :P

What website do these anons think they’re on?? this is legit the gay ppl website. Like. What were YOU doing at the devils sacrament?

A congested, sheepish little "Bless me..." from someone who just released the most desperate, urgent, body-wrenching sneeze and is clearly full of cold.

it’s been almost seven years since I posted this, but someone recently reminded me of this nerd classic so i’m bringing it back

guys hear me out. testosterone that makes you sneezy. testosterone that gives you allergies. tboy who never sneezes transitions and starts sneezing like 5+ times a day.

smth abt the phrase “an awful lot”. it could’ve been a normal lot, but no, it isn’t

do you ever stop and think about how lucky we are to all be here together

okay but the people who stifle when theyre around other people out of politeness are the hottest people alive send tweet

hey let’s talk about a soft “oh, bless you baby”

It will never stop amazing me that the nose can hijack the whole respiratory system just because its a little itchy

would love to go silly stupid about the snz but i am simply too warm

sooo hot when someone has a very specific tell that lets you know for sure they’re gonna sneeze, like a pattern of sniffles, hitching breaths, or nose twitches…