aw, sugar !

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

"what if that homeless person you gave money to spends it on alcohol ???😱" first of all alcohol withdrawal kills people and if theyre not in a safe place to detox (unlikely if they dont have a fucking home) this is literally harm reduction. second of all if they are not in danger of withdrawal thats fine too because im not a little baby bitch who thinks people have to earn the right to have a fucking drink by passing the "must be this tall housed to ride" test. third of all i would have spent it on alcohol also. so now what.

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

Everyone here is dead and yet we continue to mock them.

So is King Taejong, who fell off his horse and said not to tell the historian. This is Tumblr tradition.

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

the painful irony of kendrick starting the show off with “the revolution will be televised” and then fox/the nfl refusing to televise this.

assassination if youre american, arsearseination if youre british

if you’re fat and physically disabled you might hear a little voice in your head saying you wouldn’t be disabled if you lost weight. this is actually the voice of the devil and you should not listen to him.

T-shirt that says “I’m not the trans man, im the trans that manned up”. Is that anything

It should be "man that transed up", if we're talking the "dad that stepped up" thing

I am shaking ur hand. Send it to the press boys

if i see a person refer to prison as an abbreviation of all letters (ex: ykwtdtgluip) im assuming you’re a post return fan

in this fandom we pick our favorite word from the title and throw the rest away

I was today years old when I learned the "main" in "horny on main" means main blog. I have gone all these years thinking it meant "main street" like just being unabashedly horny you'd do it on main street, just showin it off. I prefer my definition. Horny on main street, a porno spoof of a frank capra film.

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

yo 44 year Old man please let Me bite You