[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
almost home
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$LAYYYTER
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we're not kids anymore.
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[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

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i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should
stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.
10 random thoughts I've had this week. Episode 1:
1.) How difficult would it be to turn my mum's head into a bowling ball?
2.) Quiche is fucking amazing
3.)I couldn't be bald, I'd look like the lost third Mitchell brother
4.) How mant hamsters in wheels would I need to charge my phone?
5.) The ding noise on Powerwash Simulator 2 is reaaaaaally satisfying.
6.) Gordon Ramsay is inspiring when he's angry
7.) Just looked in the mirror. Look like Chewbacca partway through a full-body wax.
8.) Malcolm Tucker saying 'Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off' is just a cover of 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go?' by The Clash
9.) Most cats are arseholes.
10.) God a sit down wee is amazing
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. More random thoughts next week

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Beaver supermoon.
(November 05, 2025).
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
Their relationship means so much to me
that's rough buddy
Okay, okay, relax. He's used this trick before. It only lasts a minute. Jessie, when you're free, brew the flowers into a tea and give it to Fjord before he croaks. You probably have...eh, ten minutes? I don't know. I'll go get Caleb!

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the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing
Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work
oh my god you said heaLth bar..
GIRL
oh hey i wrote the first draft (vomit draft) of my screenplay on my overnight shift and im so proud!!
also editing
Duntrune Castle, Scotland 🏴
my roommates car is named barff. it was originally bought from a dealership called garff, but then she tinkered with the g on the license plate thing so it looks like a b and now the car is just called barff.
my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook.
but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking.
then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?
@thicketscratches you get it

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first day back at uni
i am doing screenwriting this semester send help
My dream with oil paints
Oil on canvas, 26x32 inches, available for sale💛