Mist Over Water

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn