one-thousand illusions

Despite never watching a single episode, I absolutely love it when riverdale is trending because ill inevitably be subjected to some of the most batshit insane things I’ve ever seen be broadcasted on public television

I’m sorry for the person I’ll become on October 21st 2021 at 7pm Pacific Time

Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time.

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

when i first played new vegas, i was fresh out of playing fallout 3 and didn’t understand that nv had different routes in the main quest and literally just did whatever anyone told me to do bc i was like 12 and just thought i was supposed to do that. i basically was like. ok i’ll go activate the securitrons mr. house right away sir. oh you want me to destroy them caesar? you got it bud. oh hi mr. house oh you RLY need me to activate them ok i will. hi caesar oh you need me to enlist the boomers to help the legion. i’ll get right on that. oh ncr you want the boomers to help you too? well i already made some promises but ok i’ll do that for you

oh my god i was yes man

crazy to think gamers were once humans, like us

This year did NOT go according to keikaku

me for the past 3 months