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i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life
instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7
I feel like this is about underwear
THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR
These memes
I now has purple hairrr

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real life
new years resolutions:
get skinny
get hot
get rich
An B….
clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much
True
If we ever used to talk and didn't stop talking because you thought I was a terrible human please feel free to hmu at any time

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I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever. This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.
It ain’t rocket science. Body diversity is not pathological.
This is a really cute introduction to the problem with weight-focused healthcare, perfect for kids. And people who like dogs. And your mom.
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

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them: has a life outside of me
me: wtf that’s so fucked up
I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute.
I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.
Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?
Nobody, that’s who.