will seduce you with a single polygon

Stray cats ran off with my dick again

THAT WAS BLAZE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. APOLOGIZE.

I wish cats were real :/

meow

meow indeed ☕️

*meows in british*

PLEASE GOD NOT AGAIN

What happened to my post

I wish cats were real :/

You literally are a cat?

eggman what are you yapping about

Is she not a cat???

Eggman. Dude. You've addressed me as Rouge the Bat MULTIPLE TIMES. Like sonic said, I HAVE WINGS AND I FLY.

I wish cats were real :/

You literally are a cat?

Martha got my dick in the divorce

sorry man…. she gave it to me

WHAT. YOU HAVE MY DICK???? MY EGGDICK??? HOW DO YOU EVEN USE THAT

have you not noticed it was gone? i mean you’d use it like any normal dick-

I only piss once every five years so that I have enough piss built up to destroy the moon

Every time i have the urge to piss I think of Martha. I'm not sure what this means but it works

The moon is 238855 miles from earth. Venus is 72, 267,000 miles away from earth. If my calculations are correct, you'd have to hold your piss for approximately 1,513 years to piss on Venus.

Sonic that's a lot of fucking years

It’ll be worth it though cause I’ll be able to piss on Venus

Yeah okay fair

Martha got my dick in the divorce

sorry man…. she gave it to me

WHAT. YOU HAVE MY DICK???? MY EGGDICK??? HOW DO YOU EVEN USE THAT

have you not noticed it was gone? i mean you’d use it like any normal dick-

I only piss once every five years so that I have enough piss built up to destroy the moon

Every time i have the urge to piss I think of Martha. I'm not sure what this means but it works

The moon is 238855 miles from earth. Venus is 72, 267,000 miles away from earth. If my calculations are correct, you'd have to hold your piss for approximately 1,513 years to piss on Venus.

Sonic that's a lot of fucking years

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe

Ummmmmm

I pawned them off so that I could get us all sushi

YOU DONT EVEN LIKE SUSHI

She's lying. She's literally holding them right now, I know because she's IN MY HOUSE

ROUGE I SWEAR TO GOD GIVE ME BACK NY KEYS OR IM STEALING YOUR WEED AND GIVING IT TO KNUCKLES

NO NOT MY WEED

that’s what i thought now GIVE ME BACK MY KEYS

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe

Ummmmmm

I pawned them off so that I could get us all sushi

YOU DONT EVEN LIKE SUSHI

She's lying. She's literally holding them right now, I know because she's IN MY HOUSE

ROUGE I SWEAR TO GOD GIVE ME BACK NY KEYS OR IM STEALING YOUR WEED AND GIVING IT TO KNUCKLES

NO NOT MY WEED

that’s what i thought now GIVE ME BACK MY KEYS

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe

Ummmmmm

I pawned them off so that I could get us all sushi

YOU DONT EVEN LIKE SUSHI

She's lying. She's literally holding them right now, I know because she's IN MY HOUSE

ROUGE I SWEAR TO GOD GIVE ME BACK NY KEYS OR IM STEALING YOUR WEED AND GIVING IT TO KNUCKLES

NO NOT MY WEED

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe

Ummmmmm

I pawned them off so that I could get us all sushi

YOU DONT EVEN LIKE SUSHI

She's lying. She's literally holding them right now, I know because she's IN MY HOUSE

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe

Ummmmmm

I pawned them off so that I could get us all sushi

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe

Ummmmmm

@shadowthehedgehog7777 GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM

I DONT HAVE THEM

Hehe