SLAPS DOWN because that's something we haven't done yet!
21. EMPLOY : for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc.
a comprehensive list of scenarios
For the umpteenth time that evening, Squall’s gaze fixated upon the ceiling of Garden’s Training Center. Panting for breath he couldn’t quite catch and sprawled out like a starfish on the grassy floor by the tiny stream running through the area, he contemplated, once again, that the model of gunblade he’d chosen was too bulky for his leaner frame. A little annoying at times, but sneaking out to practice after curfew meant none saw his embarrassing exploits. Least of all the self-proclaimed rival that enjoyed mocking his literal everything.
Scoffing lightly at the thought of Seifer watching him fail spurred on the determination set in his mind. Despite aching all over, he gritted his teeth as he pushed up for another round of potential flailing. Sitting up by then, he ignored the unpleasant feel of the sweat-slicked shirt sticking to his chest and shoulders. Studying the Revolver model of gunblade lodged in the tree what he’d ricocheted off, he determined then hell no he wasn’t swapping and hell no he wasn’t stopping.
If Seifer could do it, so could he.
Fueled by that fire burning in his belly, Squall persevered on his motion of ‘up’. Getting to his feet with shaking knees was a little tough but he managed. Shuffling over to the impudent tree proved just as awkwardly difficult, tired limbs crying out in aching protest. Blanking the natural need to rest, he retook a firm grasp on Revolver’s handle and tugged backwards hard. It budged… a little. Not enough to dislodge, but he continued. Yanking roughly with both hands secured and ending up with one foot placed on the tree trunk, developing muscles straining, it finally came free in one swift move.
Unluckily, said hasty move caught him off guard and Squall found himself staring up at the ceiling for the umpteenth and first time that night. The worst part of this event was the weighty gunblade bearing down with him, heavy metal and the alike colliding with his chest. Thoroughly winded, he wasn’t so quick to get back up. Regulating his breathing with the painful constrictions was bad enough for now… but it was fine as he was alone—
“Surprised your scrawny ass even got it embedded in there to start.”
Squall froze, respiration pausing from shock this time. His lungs quickly throbbed and he returned to stabilizing the prior incident of breathlessness but couldn’t shake off (or hide) the angry mortification at recognizing that voice. An instant scowl covered his face, diminished by the bright flush on his cheeks from exertion. From his disadvantaged position, he craned his neck and tilted his head back, pulling the irritating culprit into view. Stood a dozen feet away and leaning casually against a fence panel was none other than the aforementioned self-proclaimed rival (asshole).
“Or did someone else throw it and you’ve used up this much energy just getting it out? Hyne, you’re pathetic.”
“What-fucking-ever,” Squall huffed under his breath, far too used to the pricky insults to rise to that one. Looking straight up again and relaxing his neck, he exhaled low and slow. Finally, he felt able to bend his abdomen therefore tentatively sat up. Wincing as fresh agony sprouted from him, his sternum in particular, he ignored the sharp eyes following his movements and willed himself to his feet on pure spite alone.
“You can’t even hold it with one hand as intended? Laaame, Leonhart.”
Like you’re so perfect, Squall scorned inwardly, wishing that vindictive thoughts alone could cause affliction. Alas, it only darkened his own mood, and he didn’t need to become emotional—he needed to focus. Ignore the blond moron like he commonly did. On his feet and surprisingly sturdy, he gripped Revolver in both hands (fuck you, Seifer), preparing to engage in the nearest monster minding its own business for some training.
“Seriously? Two-handed? What—did you choose that model instead of something smaller ‘cause you’re trying to compensate for something?”
Ignore him. Those two words repeated over and over in his mind like a mantra. His eyes didn’t once wander from the gathering of Gnats he intended on decimating.
“Ooor do you believe that one’ll get you attention from someone? Is that it? Something new and shiny to get attention ‘cause Puberty Boy finally removed the stick from his ass—?”
Seifer’s words cut off as Revolver’s dangerous tip swiped the air where his head had just been. Another vicious swing from Revolver was met with an awful twang as Hyperion collided with it, stopping the motion dead. Narrowed green eyes leered down into his furious glare, finally snapping under the persistent taunts. His patience had already been running thin today…
“If you’re so damned good then you can teach me,” Squall hissed out, mere inches separating him from the face he craved to deck. “So prove it or go the hell away.”
With that said, Squall pushed back vehemently on Revolver. It resulted in him staggering back a few steps, both hands still holding tight to his gunblade’s handle. Form rigid with tension, he prepared for some counterattack or cheating tactic. It wasn’t above Seifer’s sensibilities to be an absolute jackass in fighting dirty. He’d learned that the hard way.
A (surprisingly) silent glaring contest followed. Unable to deduce emotions of other people on the best of days, Squall hadn’t a clue on what was happening in bright green eyes. Frequently mischief and mockery lit them up with the occasional excitement at catching someone doing wrong. Now didn’t count as Seifer too was out of bed, out of hours. He wasn’t immune to the rules he allegedly upheld.
“…Well—?” Squall started to ask when impatience settled in, giving Seifer the most ‘you’re wasting so much of my time’ look he could muster.
“Your stance is too narrow if you’re sticking with two handed,” Seifer boldly interrupted, Hyperion swinging up in an elegant curve to lay at rest over the blond’s shoulder. “A stupid move but whatever, it’s your choice.” A smidgen of mockery slipped through at him stating Squall’s apparent catchphrase. “And if you’d better pay me. My time and patience doesn’t come cheap, Squally Boy.”
“Your annoying personality comes free it seems,” Squall muttered, rolling his eyes as his sore form relaxed. Regardless of their ‘rivalry’ and Seifer’s idiocy, he couldn’t dismiss the fact Seifer knew his stuff when it came to what grasped his interest.
It was for that reason alone, many years later, Squall was still willing to listen to how things worked. While the memory of back when wasn’t relevant now, them being older, wiser and… nicer? …was. Comradeship wasn’t easy to acquire between two people so opposite yet sitting at the becoming familiar bar in a tiny seaside town in the middle of nowhere, he couldn’t deny he wouldn’t let it happen. Not now.
Curious eyes followed Seifer as the blond tended to patrons and engrossed in temporary conversations while still making perfect drinks. Even special requests. Intrigued at how well… well, he managed people, Squall wondered if he could pick up some pointers by merely watching. Although, ‘merely watching’ wasn’t something he did. He acted, participated, engaged, instigated at times. Now was no different.
“Teach me how?” came the unseen question, causing his taller companion to pause and glimpse his way. Not deterred in the slightest at the quirked brow of vague confusion sent his way, Squall nodded gently to the booze Seifer was currently pouring for the guy sat a few seats down. He’d chosen a bar stool at the bar this time—no toes to step on. “If you can,” he added as an afterthought, impassive as could be.
A brief period of quiet ensued as he waited. Fortunately not lingering for long, he observed Seifer loosening up somewhat as he handed the finished drink to the owner. A faintly “Seifer” grin crossed his former rival’s face and the answer he finally got was, “you’d better pay me. My time and patience doesn’t come cheap, Leonhart.”