on my way to steal your garden veggies 

He saw what the world had to offer and turned his back on it

This is so specific yet so universally understood

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.

I think if you're going to be weird on purpose you have to offset it with being nice. If you're weird and mean I'm going to hit you with a shovel

Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one

The Universe brings you people that are meant to help you on your journey. There is no need to cling on to any of them. The ones who’ll want to stay will.

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

My brains is so strong. Holy shit another  THOUGHT IS COMINGGGGG HHHH RAHHHHHHHHHGHHGHGG