all aboard the choo choo train

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

Dude imagine how much you’d hate apes if a witch cursed you so that anytime you ate, anywhere from 1-3 small-medium sized monkeys or chimps would limply reach for whatever it was you were eating. Can you even imagine? What a life.

hedonism

innovation

an afterlife exists but it’s just like 10 minutes where you get to see a pile of all the rice you ate in your life and admire it

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

thinking about the plur lifestyle

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

whats plur

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt