Cereal Snacks

idk man this living by the sword shit is easy

FUCK

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

you LAUNCH felicette??

hOW many French scientists?

They needed that many to be able to pull back the comically huge rubber band on the comically huge slingshot they used to launch it

You know what? I’m not a simple person with simple tastes. I’m exceedingly complicated and my tastes are extremely convoluted.

if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME

being mrs dracula means i have all the silk ballgowns i could want AND a queen sized four poster bed with a feather down mattress alright i'm doing FINE without your "help" thank you very much