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Shoes are friends, not food

Does this really need context?

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You’ve got enough brain cells to be a politician

“So none?”

Yeah

Another quote from my friend and my presidential campaign despite Australia not having a president, us not knowing what the job entails, not being of legal age to vote, and having this discussion at 2 o’clock in the morning her time and 5 o’clock my time

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We do not condone death by dinosaurs or space

My friend and my campaign slogan

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Sometimes, I just want to be Luigi, okay? @maniic-pixie-dream-girl , you would be the most beautiful Rosalina though and @maisymousebabey would be a stunning Peach ❤️

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This is bullying, @severalverysmallmangoesinabasket

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Is 104.7 a reputable source to decide who we’re friends with? No! Are we going to trust it? Also no! Fuck you, 104.7

- My friend and I deciding if we trust the local radio station to decide if we’re friends or not

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If you wanna be my lover you’ve got to abhor capitalist policies and give into socialist principles

- Me, attempting to ruin Valentine’s Day for my friends because I’m lonely (to the tune of Wannabe by the Spice Girls)

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Be gay, go to space

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