someone, i tell you, will remember us

Shane: *hears noise* I’m so scared Alexa play despacito

my two personalities chilling in my brain

In all seriousness, congratulations, Unsolved team! A big thanks to Ryan for creating something truly spectacular for all the curious people out there and showing us that adventure and mystery is out there, ready for us to chase it.

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(the size isn’t the issue… it is the impossible physics of the clothing)

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

the duck.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

My bio says “send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don’t tell me which one is which.”

A 👏BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 PRESENT 👏 THEIR 👏ROMANTIC 👏HISTORY 👏TO 👏PROVE 👏TO 👏YOU👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏BISEXUAL

trying to prove a point to birds

blacksmith: oh shit not again

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

tony stark, panicking: please don’t.