Spooky Scary Kitties

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Ginger is the spicy of the earth.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Sometimes someone will talk about an acquaintance who is an "undiagnosed narcissist with obvious borderline personality disorder traits" and I'm like... We used to just say "a bitch", and I know all the reasons why that was bad, but I'm not sure this is better.

Jeff and Gianmarco losing it when Josh found the people with buckwild stories each round was so funny, they were taken completely off guard both times and just couldn't help but ask questions.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

Sam had to raise the subscription price because he blew the budget on Kiss from a Rose

Seriously though, it's great to see tangible increases in value. It's not like Netflix where they just keep raising the price because people will pay it, all while their catalogue gets worse and worse- Dropout is producing more shows than ever, and they're better than ever. They've got new sets and crazy effects in the dome and all sorts of really cool stuff happening. I love being able to point to a very expensive bit and go "yeah, that's worth a dollar"