Corvidiots Brain Dump

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

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It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

Pffff we’re so scared

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

This is the worst post on this website

This is the best post on this website

The best thing aboit this post is that I didn’t bother checking the dates and was just 110% willing to belive SUPERWHOLOCK was still doing this

Theres also something so fun about the idea of Techno being the one able to end a fight faster since he has the actual spells to attack but Wilbur is the one who starts the fight more often because of how protective he gets over Techno. He might only be a defensive sort of magic user but if he senses a single hint of threat towards Techno he’s throwing shields up and basically making the declaration of this being an outright battle now- and Techno isnt arguing, he’s just gonna go along with it

Maybe Techno being socially inept (especially when they’re younger) and Wilbur defending him there too

Yknow what im thinking about

Twinsduo obviously but also vague ghost hunting au where sbi accidentally let phil get kidnapped by some vengeful spirit and now theyre moving through a forest in the middle of the night with nothing but a flashlight a kitchen knife and a knowing dread that phil is gonna cuss them out after this

Plot twist said vengeful spirit is Kristin

So my friend and I have been watching Nuwho (I’ve finished it a while ago) and we’re currently on season three only a few episodes before a Certain Character is introduced. I can’t go into more detail because said friend reads my blog but ahhhhhhh I feel like I can hear the drums.

ALRIGHT GUYS WE FINISHED SEASON THREE I CAN NOW SAY I WAS RIGHT HE LOVES THE MASTER AND THE WEIRD HOMOEROTIC THING THE DOCTOR AND HIM HAVE GOING ON

Every time a customer stumbles over my pronouns at work its just another win. They look at me going “sir- i mean ma’am- i mean- sir? Uh” and im nodding along like mhm yeah wassup. How may i assist? And no my nametag wont help you i wear that thing upside down on purpose

Also this makes me think of that one time where an old coworker of mine at my other job straight up went “…so. what are you??” because he couldn’t tell my gender at all and he was generally clueless in general about most things i think so it didnt seem malicious he just seemed so genuinely confused “what do you think i am” “uh?? Guy? Girl?” “Ok” “well which one??!!” And then i walked away without answering. Miss you carlos hope youre well out there in the world

AU where Phil has a touch of death and Techno is the only one who isn’t affected by it at all

@funnier-as-a-system

I want to see another horse

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

Something something emduo having a mutual agreement that if the other is getting mind controlled or something do NOT hesitate and GIVE ME A CONCUSSION IN THE NAME OF FRIENDSHIP

And then in the other way Phil is like “yeah dont worry about me. If anything Kristin can probably just repair my mortal body or something so like go for the throat preferably” and so techno doesn’t really have a true fear about the idea of harming his friend’s body when Phil isnt in his right mind, its more just immediate rage at the fact that something is controlling him. Phil’s body instantly put to death in the most painless way possible and Techno is setting it down with all the gentleness he can manage before then going on a rampage for whoever is responsible

They trust each other with their lives in the sense of protecting that life and also ending that life if the situation calls for it. “I’m not worried. I trust you to kill me” basically

People need their shipping so bad they take the single guy from a popular space movie where the stars are fucked and the other single guy from a popular space movie where the stars are fucked and mash their faces together with optional explanation for how other than "yaoi is fun, amiright?"