Genos : So you joined a contest where the price is a year of free eggs.
Saitama : Yeah.
Genos : Wouldn't it be eggciting if you won?
Saitama : ...Did you just.

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Genos : So you joined a contest where the price is a year of free eggs.
Saitama : Yeah.
Genos : Wouldn't it be eggciting if you won?
Saitama : ...Did you just.

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Genos : I assure you, I’m not jealous. I just get a horrible burning feeling in my stomach when I think about Sensei's accepting a disciple other than me.
King : That's jealousy.
Mumen Rider : Or heartburn, have you eaten spicy foods lately?
Saitama : I'm gay.
Amai Mask : Oh, that's fine. As long as you don't get a crush on me.
Saitama : Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't have standards.
Saitama : So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Genos : Amai Mask gets here at noon sensei.
Fubuki : Sarcasm does not become you.
Saitama : Maybe not but it does sustain me.

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Garou : Dear Santa
Garou : I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
Garou : and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard.
Saitama : Merry Crisis everyone..
Genos : Don't you mean Merry Christmas?
Saitama : No.
Garou : Sometimes you gotta be spontaneous and just try something. Like one time I was like “I’m gonna eat a lemon, and not film it”.
Saitama : Then what’s the point?
Garou : Sometimes I do the cinnamon challenge just to feel something.
Metal Bat : Oh my god, I married a child.
Garou : After the twist, you'll hear a snap. Then the body goes ragdoll on ya.
Metal Bat : And that will knock him out...even more?
Garou : That'll kill him.
Metal Bat : I don't want to kill him!
Garou : Alright fine, crybaby. Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
Zombieman : Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Garou : Violent outbursts.
Fubuki : General sluttiness.
King : Thanks to denial, I’m imortal!

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Saitama, on Tuesday: It's been a long ass week.
A hot day at the Hero Association.
Saitama : You’re not sweating.
Tatsumaki : Uh-huh.
Saitama : How could you not be sweating?
Tatsumaki : I don’t sweat.
Saitama : Everybody sweats.
King : Not Tatsumaki.
Child Emperor : Tatsumaki never sweats.
Saitama : What do you mean she never sweats?
Tatsumaki : Sweating is gross, so I don’t do It.
Saitama : So what? Your just... Cold-blooded?
Fubuki : *Sarcastically* Tatsumaki? Cold-blooded? What a surprise.
I am never wrong. I thought I was wrong once but I was wrong.
Tatsumaki
King : I guess I'm just too tough to cry. Saitama : Just today you were crying about snakes. King : *voice cracking* They don't have any arms!
Saitama : He took my best friend! Genos is kidnapped and it's all my fault! Tatsumaki : He took Genos?! King : Our Genos? Saitama : What other Genos is there?!

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Saitama : Let’s do this! *cracks knuckles softly*
Genos : Wow Sensei. Your knuckles are quiet.
Saitama : They’re polite.
Um... can you do some Steven Universe quotes? I don't know if you've done any before, but they tend to have some funny lines...
No Problem I ADORE Steven Universe and I’ve been slacking off on recent episode’s I will try and get them done as quickly as i can. 😊
Yass! Omg you replied very quickly too lol…
I only replied quick because you did a good job telling me exactly what you wanted I can find quotes fast if a request is easy like yours. 😊