Nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day

Have my children

baby baby baby baby baby baby 

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fcuk me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HOLKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKKKK

OH MY GOD

SCREAMS AND DIES 

Yama!!!!

His VOICE.

I just fell in love. holy shit.

IS THIS A JOKE

It’s like an infomercial

It’s like an infomercial

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Oh, nuthin’. Jus’ openin’ my fresh container of sugar gliders.

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

OMG THAT’S SO ADORABLE

ANITHER FUN FACT: Cheetahs will flip their tails up when they are near prey, but not hunting. That way the prey doesn’t panic and run away and monkeys won’t throw things at them like they normally do when seeing a cheetah. And they don’t abuse it either! If a cheetah has its tail flipped up, they are completely uninterested in food or hunting at all. And you are safe as long as you don’t threaten them.

I relate to this on a spiritual level

I can imagine toddler Percy doing this

I feel you man