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Thousands of little boys and girls look up at the moon, then sigh, knowing we've already been on there.

In a hundred years, thousands of little boys and girls are going to look at old images of the woods, or the plains, or the sea, and wish they could've been there to discover new species, but then they open up thier biology books, and all the creatures are already on there.

BUT!!

In the year of our lord 2023, I can open up wikispecies, go to marasmius or agaricus or fucking amanita, and see twenty orange links for pages that haven't been created yet AND I KNOW THAT'S ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

I can literally go out into the woods and pick any random amanita, and there's better than a 50/50 chance it's undescribed or has had zero research done.

We are in the middle of the genetic revolution!! There are hundreds of species out there, and we can still discover them, and study them, and cherish them knowing we are the first!! This is the perfect time for me to be alive.

I have my life's work cut out for me. And you are free to live this aswell. We will need an army of people to find everything there is, and there will still be things missing.

My autocorrect is MALICIOUS

This is not a suggestion, it DID THIS then asked if I wanted to revert.

Literally the exact opposite meaning.

What?? This page was made

In 2008, and the fall of the USSR was

Comedic genius in the wild! I had to pursue, so I visited Theresa McCracken's website and holy mother of bangers

This person can fucking DRAW a cow.

McHumour.com just never misses

Note that there were 8310 child labour themed cartoons before this one.

I don't even understand the point they are trying to make half the time.

Being the one who got you here feels like I have defied the will of the universe. I have conquered nature. Millions of years of evolution in YOUR environment, and I still win, even as an outsider. I can't even fucking breath down there. I had to equalize to even make eye contact with you, bitch. Most of what you do is reflex, and I still have faster reflexes than you.

77 might seem like a big number, especially in years, but put into the perspective of "how much longer could this person live (with excellent medical care)" 77 isn't all that close to death. You. Could squeeze out another 20 years without too much struggle.

In 2019, 24.3 billion pairs of shoes were manufactured. It's a similar number each year, and while I couldn't find the actual number of shoes that currently exist, it's probably very high.

Now, even if only 24.3 billion shoes exist right now, 2 would be so many zeroes less than one percent of the whole. Negligible.

Now, heres a scary statistic. Far less than 0.000000001% of shoes have been thrown at George W. Bush. That's only 2. I know these kinds of facts are upsetting, but there is an upside.

George Bush is not only still alive, he's only 77. He probably still has at least a decade more of life in which he will be lucid enough to understand that a shoe is being thrown at him.

And there's way more than 20 billion shoes to throw.