A Little Bit of Love and A Little Bit of Yeah Yeah

What's wrong with you? He's just living his life, and you, filled with vitriolic hate for him? Please reconsider your ways

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

Get you a man who's like

reading is like. i’ve read 5 books in 3 days. i have not read a single sentence in months

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

forever that person that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours