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I ventured out into the night to return you to me- But I left too late. I searched. And I searched. But you were always out of reach. And I was so scared, and so tired. I returned home, and hoped that soon you would too.

You didn't.

Instead, I heard the echo of your voice, over an impossible distance. The voice you're about to hear belongs to a dead man.

Love, grief, and magic in the mundane

"Earth" he lets the sound roll out of his tongue. A note for a future visit pinned in the back of his mind.

The creature, eyes shimmering with confidence and the colour of precious minerals, nods at him. "Earth" he repeats. "I need to get back home" he continues to bandage one of the rebels, hidden between the shadows of the building.

J'onn nods. Home. It's been a while since he thought of anything as that. His own mission dragging him around the corners of the universe. But he has a base. A place to return, he has-

"Where are you going after this is all over?" Bruce, the creature's name, looks at him beneath thick lashes that cover the beauty of his eyes.

"I have nowhere to go" he lies. He doesn't know why.

"Mn." Bruce finishes and gives the rebel a smile. Warm. And J'onn has never felt hate for a stranger who has done no damage to him before. Until now. "You could always come with me. Back... To my planet."

J'onn let's that sink in for a second. He nods "I would love to see your home". And Bruce's smile addresses him, this time.

He'll need to contact base and make some sort of excuse.

He looks around. To the bodies and the flames and the pain and the anger. He can do this. Give him a few minutes. He can do this and quick travel to Earth.

He nods, more to himself, and raises himself up, imitating the gesture he had seen on Bruce before, rolling up inexistent sleeves, and circling around where human shoulders should be.

As promised, here is my guide for Magical Plants.

I know it took long, I’ve got my studies to blame for that.

There’s also a variant rule on the first page for those of you who want to use this alongside my Creating Magic Items guide.

Picture from Google.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Swimming from under the sands of the Ethrack and the Rivers of Rosamine, I give you this week’s homebrew. The lamia race, along with a racial feat they can take to improve their racial traits.

In the spirit of hashtag cottagecore and all that, I shall impart knowledge to you, my maggots, on how to bake a cake. Except I've never baked a cake (just licked the bowl or stirred it maybe 12 years ago) or read a recipe for one. BUT HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

Ahem.

Ingredients

1 cup of sugar

2 cups of wheat (flour?)

1 slab of butter

2 eggs

1 cup of baking soda

Uhhh what else could you possible need OH RIGHT

3 tablespoons vanilla extract

I guess this is vanilla cake now idk

1 tablespoon salt

Water? Maybe? Water. Water is essential for life, life is essential for cake, therefore water is essential for cake. Boom. Logic.

1 teaspoon milk.

Instructions

Pour the wheat into a big bowl and grind it with a pestle or your fists

Add water if you can't grind it, you useless thing

Add the slab of butter to make it smooth as waxed loins

Keep grinding (#hustleculture)

Add a tablespoon of salt for Flavour and one cup of sugar (powder it or whatever) and fold it in (I learned that phrase from Schitt's Creek)

Pour 3 tablespoons of vanilla extract and the milk.

In a separate cup crack the eggs and whisk them into a semen adjacent fluid

Fold it into the big bowl. Add water for texture.

Mix it all together. Pour the baking soda in.

Swirl the bowl so it gets nice and bubbly

Put the entire thing into an oven and set it at medium heat (whatever that may be) for 2 hours.

VOILA! Garnish with frosting. Idk mix more sugar and milk together for the frosting. Add sprinkles for gay.