I.V

FUCK

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

unshrimp me back please

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love 👍. like hell yea brother