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A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

#yes!!

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inward

describe the huge friggin bazongas to me one more time

thepipetheyfoundgaddafiin

Of mice and men ending

#funnies.

@gunplaying replied to your post “why do i always have my best material when it’s 11 am in sweden.”

John i think youre the funniest man on the blue block!

i do it all for the fans (by which i mean jake, specifically).

#gunplaying #thanks dude!

thcgummy-deactivated20211107

Sksgskishdnskssb

#funnies.

why do i always have my best material when it’s 11 am in sweden.

#no one is gonna see these great goofs!

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trying to give my fish pavlovian conditioning... i can’t tell if they salivate when i ring the bell because it’s already so wet in there. :(

fish want me because i have a small canister of flakes that they need to live.

it’s like you guys are acting out some kind of D.A.R.E. skit for me... but instead of doing drugs it’s all about the perils of being dirk.

#[#drugs mention --

my name’s john, but you can call me karkat if that’s too confusing. :D

#once i've gone through and stolen everyone's identities i'll go back to bed.

what if i just decided that my fun tumblr alt-distinguishing nickname should be dirk.

#call me dirk squarejaw.

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land-of-bending-and-corruption

If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions.

gee whizzing.

Im gonna delete all my socials and play solitaire full time

yeah baby :/

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@endoosteologist replied to your post “any way this image is going to be all i can think about for the next...”

Bert...

the sheer CONTEMPT in this muppet baby’s face. who’s that muppet baby? why, it’s Bert

#endoosteologist #yeah okay i am perhaps sleepy.#hi!

any way this image is going to be all i can think about for the next day.

#muppets.#it's just.... Bert

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