Daily life in Ithaca : The Twins
Picture Menara minding her own business, sweeping the courtyard.
Warm Sun, soft breeze, no headache, and more than anything, no one to bother her.
So much for inner peace 😩.
There comes her foe, her personal enemy, that hairy beast Antinous, along with his big dumb grin, his big dumb body and his big dumb chest.
(No but seriously, he's a man, what business does he have, having fat breasts and glistening nipples like that?? How shameless, how crude!)
He seems to want to annoy her, coming closer, way too close for heavens' sake step back step back step back- , until he managed to corner her.
"Where's your little wife, eh? Whatcha doin' out there all alone?~"
In front of her, that towering mass of muscles and smugness.
No clear escape route in sight.
A bully, a menace, a glutonnous creature who keeps on tormenting her-
There is less than an arm's length between them. Enough to make the hair at the back of her neck stand up, but showing him that she's afraid of him is the last thing she needs.
So as always, she hides her unease behind a wide smile and a light tone, looks right in front of her and starts to speak:
" Greetings to you both, good fellows! How may I help you? 😄
- Huh?? Who are you talking to, woman? There is only me here. "
She looks up, feigns surprise and laughs:
" OH! There you are, ✨️Good Sir Antinous✨️! My apologies, you're a wonder of nature, such a giant that I didn’t see you up there 😁... "
*takes advantage of his confusion to push him back gently and slip out of his grasp*
" Though you should know already, there is no need to stand so close when talking to someone. You had me confused, for a moment I thought you meant for me to greet those twins of yours instead 😁...
- Oooh, you know... heeheehee- "
*stands at a more reasonable distance, her voice taking a more teasing tone*
" 🦊Miss Galene🦊 sure is a wonderful woman, isn’t she? Not to mention, a great cook too!"
*stares pointedly at his chest*
" Surely you must share my opinion, for I could swear 🍈these beauties🍈 have grown plumpier since I last had the chance to meet them. "
" Pfffrrt!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! "
That's the thing with Antinous. Because he must find her somewhat funny, he lets her get away with a lot of things.
And when he doesn't, well, she still runs faster than him anyway.
Right now, he seems to take it quite well. She chuckles a bit, can feel her shoulders relaxing.
That oaf is scary because he's unpredictable.
Reason why she didn't anticipate that big-ahh hand the size of her head suddendly grabbing her:
"Well, come and greet them closer-"
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Drawing done by @callmesinner
🦊Miss Galene🦊 belongs to @moonlight-dreams912
Moots: @mivanti03 , @hulisita, @rainingwithchaos3
Menara and her little wife are mine
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